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Blog EntryDec 26, '07 6:29 AM
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    Galing ito sa Honda Club Forums ni Paolo Pikit


Karpintero itong si Pedro at isang araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang bahay sa tabi ng ilog. Sa lakas ng pagmamartilyo niya eh nalaglag ang martilyo niya sa ilog.

Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung guardian angel niya, "Tutulungan kita, Pedro" Sabay lundag sa ilog. Lumabas ito na me hawak na gold hammer, "Ito ba ang martilyo mo?"... "Hindi po." Lundag uli ang anghel at lumitaw na me silver hammer, "Ito ba?" "Hindi po." Lundag uli sa ilog ang anghel at lumitaw na me ordinary hammer, "Ito ba?" "Opo!"
Natuwa ang anghel. "Dahil honest ka, bukod sa martilyo mo, sa 'yo na rin ang gold and silver hammer!"

Makaraan ang ilang araw, naglalakad si Pedro sa ilog at kasama ang misis niya. Eh sa katangahan, nalaglag si misis sa ilog. Iyak si Pedro. Litaw si guardian angel. "Tutulungan kita." Sabay lundag sa ilog at ng lumitaw eh kasama si Diana Zubiri. "Ito ba ang misis mo?" Sagot si Pedro, "Opo!" Nagalit si anghel, "Sinungaling ka. Akala ko pa naman eh mabait ka."

Nag-reason-out si Pedro,

"Sorry po, angel... kasi kapag sinabi kong 'Hindi', eh lulundag ka uli sa tubig at paglitaw mo eh kasama mo si Katrina Halili. At kapag sinabi ko uli na hindi siya ang asawa ko, eh lulundag ka uli at ang tunay na
misis ko na ang kasama mo. At dahil sa kabaitan ko, eh ibibigay mo din sa akin sina Diana at Katrina.

Mahirap lang po ako at hindi ko kaya ang me tatlong asawa, kaya 'Yes' na lang ang sinagot ko nung una."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Kaya lang naman nagsisinungaling ang mga lalaki eh for a good and noble reason.



Blog EntryDec 10, '07 5:46 AM
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9 dollars daw o 998 yen..

Nakuha ko siya dito..



Blog EntryNov 1, '07 9:34 AM
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    keso.. ano gagawin mo sa November 5? o 6 ba yun? Tsk.. Tsk.. 

Blog EntryOct 27, '07 4:02 AM
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Sino sa tingin niyo ang unang magkakaanak? :D (Si Ryan Di counted, pag nag-ampon lang yun tsaka magkakaanak)
   



Blog EntryOct 26, '07 11:58 AM
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Sira na yung Wii!! Congratulations Serge! You're da best..

sumabog yung adaptor kaninang umaga. sinaksak ni serge sa 220 volts :) good job

Go Sergie Boink

Blog EntryOct 25, '07 11:35 AM
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Lord, i have sinned diba gail?

Blog EntryOct 5, '07 6:37 AM
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Nakuha ko ito sa isang email from Kenny and Boyet.. :) 


Somewhere in Milaor, Camarines Sur, there lived a fourth grader boy who would follow this route to school everyday: He has to cross the rugged plains and cross the dangerous highway where vehicles are recklessly driving to and from.

Once past this highway, the boy would take a short cut, passing by the
Church every morning just to say Hi to God, and faithfully say his,
"Magandang umaga po" in Bicol dialect. He was faithfully being watched by a Priest who was happy to find innocence so uplifting
 in the morning,
"Kamusta, Andoy? Papasok ka na?"
"Opo padre ... "
he would flash his innocent grin, the priest would be touched. He was so concerned that one day he talked to Andoy.
"From school...", he advised "Do not cross the highway, you can pass through the Church and I can accompany you to the other side of the road ...that way I can see that you are home safe...."
"Thank! you father ..."
"Why don't you go home ... do you stay in this church right after school?"

"I just want to say "Hi" to my friend, God,"
and the priest would leave the boy to spend time beside the altar,
talking to himself, but the priest was hiding behind the altar to
listen to what this boy has to say to his heavenly FATHER.

"You know my math exam was pretty bad today, but I did not cheat although my seatmate is bullying me for notes... I ate one cracker and drank my water, Itay had a bad season and all I can eat is this cracker. Thank you for this! I saw a poor kitten who was hungry and I know how he feels so I gave my last cracker to him ... funny but I am not that hungry. Look, this is my last pair of slippers ...I may have to walk barefoot next week, you see this is about to be broken... but it is okay ....at least I am still going to school.... Some say we will have a hard season this month, some of my classmates have already stopped going to school .. please help them get to school again, please God? ...Oh, you know, Inay hit me again, it is painful, but I know this pain will pass away, at least I still have a mother.... God,  you want to see my bruises? I know you can heal them.... Here... here and . ... oh ...blood . I guess you knew about this o! ne huh?  Please don't be mad at Inay, she is just tired and she worries for the food in our table and my schooling that is why she hits us ....Oh, I think I am in love ... there's this pretty girl in my class, her name is Anita ... do you think she will like me? Anyway, at least I know you will always like me, I don't have to be anybody just to please you,
you are my very best friend! Hey your birthday is two days from now!!!
Aren't you excited?  I am!  Wait till you see, I have a gift for you ... but it is a surprise!  I hope you will like it! Oooops, I have to go

..." then he stood up and calls out, "Padre, padre, I am finished
talking to my friend ... you can accompany me to the other side of the road now"

This routine happens everyday. Andoy never fails. Father Agaton shares this every Sunday to the people in his church because he has not seen a very pure faith and trust in God, a very positive look at negative situations.

One Christmas day, Father Agaton was sick so he could not make it in the Church, he was sent to the hospital. The Church was left to 4 manangs who would chant the rosary in 1000 miles per hour, would not smile and would always find fault in what you do, they were also very well versed in cursing if you irritate them! They were kneeling, saying their kilometric rosary when Andoy, coming from his Christmas party, playfully dashed in.
"Hello God! I ..."
"P----!! (a curse) bata ka!! Alam mo nang may nagdadasal!! Alis!!"
Poor Andoy was so terrified, "Where's Father Agaton? He is supposed to help me cross the street . and to be able to cross the street I will have to pass by the back door of this church ...not only that, I have to greet Jesus. It is His birthday, I have a gift right here...."

Just as he was about to get the gift out of his shirt, the manang
pulled his shirt and threw him out of the church. "Susmaryosep!!!
(does the sign of the cross fervently) Alis kang bata ka, kung hindi matatamaan ka!!!

So the boy had no choice but to cross the dangerous side of the road in front of the church. He crossed. A fast moving bus came in.  There was a blind curve. The boy was protecting his gift inside his shirt, so he was not looking. There was so little time.
 
Andoy died on the spot. A lot of people crowded the poor boy, the body of a lifeless young boy. 

Suddenly, out of nowhere a tall man in a pure white shirt and pants, a face so mild and gentle, but with eyes full of tears...
He came and carried the boy in His arms.  He was crying.
Curious bystanders nudged the man in white, and asked,
"Excuse me sir, are you related to this child?
Do you know this child?"

The man in white, His face mourning and in agony, looked up and answered,  "He was my best friend ... "! was all he said. He took the badly wrapped gift in the bloody chest of the lifeless boy, and placed it
near His heart.
   He stood up and carried the boy away and they both disappeared in sight. The crowd was curious .

On Christmas Eve, Father Agaton learned of the shocking news. He visited the house, and wanted to verify about the man in white. He consulted the parents of Andoy. "How did you know that your son died?"  
"A man in white brought him here." sobbed the mother.
 "What did he say?"
 
The father answered, "He did not say anything. He was mourning.
We do not know him and yet he was very lonely about our son's death, as if he knew our son very well. But there was something peaceful and unexplainable about him. He gave me my son, and then he smiled peacefully. He brushed my son's hair away from his face and kissed him on his forehead, then he whispered something ..."

"What did he say?"
"He said to my boy..." the father began, "Thank you for the gift .. I will see you soon ... you will be with me..." and the father of the
boy continued, "and you know for a while, it felt so wonderful ... I cried, but I do not know why....all I know is I cried tears of joy ...  I could not explain it, Father, but when that man left, something peaceful came over me, I felt a deep sense of love inside ... I could not explain the joy in my heart, I knew my boy is in heaven now but...tell me, Father, who is this man that my son talks to everyday in your church, you should know because you are always there . except at the time of his death .."

Father Agaton suddenly felt the tears welling in his eyes, with
trembling knees, he murmurred, " ... He was talking to no one .... but .. GOD...."


     Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird habits/things/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end, you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs.

15 Weird things/habits/little known facts about me:

1. I don't eat veggies.

2. I'm allergic to shrimp.

3. I'm afraid of roaches.

4. I have no friends because I smell bad.

5. I have halitosis too.

6. I have a pimply butt..

7. I fart in class all the time.

8. I always steal Maia's ballpens.

9. I have a crush on Ms. Ang.

10. I like Jolibee's fries better than McDonald's.

11. I can see the future.. really..

12. I love Chocolate Malted Krunch..

13. I still wet my bed..

14. I do drugs.

15. I drink pee.

This is Bullshit.. Sorry Maia.. it ain't witty and smart like yours.. loooool

Blog EntryJun 25, '07 7:55 AM
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 Punyeta..Nanunuod ako ng myx, tas binuzz ako ni kevkev, nuod raw ako TV patrol.. P.Ina!  Men have the ability to breastfeed children din pala.. Fackk.. BLECHH.. Dati, nung ginagago ko si Serge at si Ryan na may milk sa boobs.. putragis, meron pala talaga...

Lookie ---> http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html

Punyeta, pag nag-asawa ako.. hindi to pwedeng malaman ng asawa ko, ayaw kong may sumisipsip ng gatas sa dodo ko.. Fudge..

papaputol ko na lang nipple ko

kadiring entry to shit

Blog EntryJun 20, '07 7:48 AM
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I finally have my ID! HAHAHA I had my picture taken last week.. nung first day of class..
Shet wala lang hahaha
i only have one and a half hour of class tomorrow.. then pahinga na. free cut yung PE! =)

Will be going to RP with Achi Kim, Ahya Gail, and Miko on Friday.. =) Wahahha Shit! RP pa lang napuntahan ko since umuwi ako galing Tate. we wil be watching Fantastic Four.. Jessica Alba :x
Then on Saturday, Party kina PAO ! Wipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! I hope to save enough money for beer.. and pulutan..

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! walang sense tong entry na to



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8. MAR reminds me of _______.
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10. Memories of MAR are ________.
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12. Worst thing about MAR is _________.
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Blog EntryMay 24, '07 5:34 AM
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3 days ago, i ordered my laptop from costco.. hp 2 gig ram 2.0 ghz amd turion 64 x2-60 got it for 989.99 =) but the tax was like 80 dollars.. so i have to pay a thousand plus.. I also ordered jimmie's laptop.. t'was a bit more expensive.. the only difference is the processor.. mine's AMD and his.. intel.. they're basically the same but jimmie's processor has a 4mb cache while mine only has a 1mb cache.. but the guys from http://answers.yahoo.com =) say i won't notice the difference between the two. The laptops will probably arrive on the 2nd.. i'm afraid no one will be able to receive the package because ate mitzie's wedding is alsooo on the 2ND.. =) nice..

yesterday.. =) I was finally able to fix my ipod video.. may sounds na yung mga VIDEO !!!
I bought it like two years ago.. and i wasn't really able to watch any videos then.. sabi nga, ipod video lang walang audio..

also yesterday.. i was finally able to watch The Godfather series.. it was the BEST!!! Every man really has to watch the movie at least once.. Don Corleone's the bomb~ Looooll

and oh yeah.. my sisters were watching My Best Friend's Wedding last night... I hate it...

I've been looking at the shirts i bought here.. most of them don't fit me anymore.. i went from 140 to 160.. dang! USA.. the fattest country in the world.. Screw McDonalds!! Screw In N Out! Screw Wendy's! Screw Carl's Jr! Screw Food! WAAAAAA

I'm bored.. it's 2:30 am here and i have to get up before 9.. gonna go shopping again.. Memorial Day sale na!! Weeeeeeee!!




Blog EntryMay 21, '07 8:31 PM
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1. Nung nasa loob na ako ng locker room ng rockets at clippers, dapat naki-gago na ako at nang-interview ng kung sino mang player.

2. Nung lumabas ng locker room si tmac, dapat nagpapicture na ako.

3. Nung nakita ko ang pwet ni Sam Cassell, dapat pinicture-an ko na. I know haha gross..

4. Nung nakita namin si Master P at si Lil Romeo, dapat nagpapicture ako.

5. Nung nasa Las Vegas kami, dapat nagpapicture ako sa kung saan saan.

6. Nung nasa Paris ako, dapat pumunta ako sa Moulin Rouge.

7. Nung nasa Geneva ako, dapat pumunta ako sa Rue De Berne.

8. Nung pupunta ako ng Europe, dapat kumuha ako ng Swiss Visa.

9. Nung bata ako, dapat uminom ako ng gatas at kumain ng gulay para tumangkad ako.

10. Nung 1st year ako, dapat di na ako naglaro ng Ragnarok para di nababoy ang grades ko.

11. Nung nasa Australia kami dati, sana nakita ko yung Ayers Rock.

12. Nung nasa China kami dati, sana nagsightseeing ako at hindi nagmukmok.

13. Nung pinanganak akol, sana hindi ako umiyak.

14. Nung bata ako, sana hindi ko inihian yung kama all the time.

15. Nung namimili ako ng school, dapat


 

Oo nga pala..

16. Nung tumanggi si Yao Ming na bigyan ako ng autograph, sana binayagan ko siya at kinagat ko ilong niya (kung abot ko).. Haay buhay..

17. Dapat di na ako bumili ng ipod, sayang ng pera.

18. Nung kasal ni ate Mitzie, dapat di ako uminom.

19. Nung bata ako, dapat nag-aral ako mag-piano.

20. Nung bata ako, imbis na pinagdasal kong magkaroon ako ng Play Station, sana pinagdasal ko na pumogi ako at tumangkad.

21. Nung bata ako, sana yung unang salita ko, imbis na mama, "ipatuli mo na ako please" nalang, para di ko na naramdaman yung sakit.

22. Nung March, dapat nagpaiwan muna ako at April na pumunta ng states.

23. Nung wedding rehearsal nila ate mitzie, sana di na ako tumayo at pinahaya pa ang sarili ko at ang buong angkan ng Uy. Looool >=c


More to come >.<

 

BORED


Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird habits/things/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end, you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs.

15 Weird things/habits/little known facts about me:

1. I don't eat veggies.

2. I'm allergic to shrimp.

3. I'm afraid of roaches.

4. I have no friends because I smell bad.

5. I have halitosis too.

6. I have a pimply butt..

7. I fart in class all the time.

8. I always steal Maia's ballpens.

9. I have a crush on Ms. Ang.

10. I like Jolibee's fries better than McDonald's.

11. I can see the future.. really..

12. I love Chocolate Malted Krunch..

13. I still wet my bed..

14. I do drugs.

15. I drink pee.

This is Bullshit.. Sorry Maia.. it ain't witty and smart like yours.. loooool

Blog EntryMar 27, '07 9:14 PM
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Am gonna watch an Nba game tomorrow with Kuya Arnel at the Staple's Center.. it's the Clippers against the Rockets.. Kuya Arnel got us Locker room passes >:) and I would probably get to see TMAC and Yao Ming.. Yipeeee

WIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHA >.<